I think that’s a fair delivery estimate and minimum for MAGIC.

I think that’s a fair delivery estimate and minimum for MAGIC.
19 Pics of Everyone Who Showed Up for Stefon’s Wedding
The wedding of Stefon and Anderson Cooper on the SNL season finale was truly must-see TV. Here’s a look at the guest list, which was packed with famous characters Stefon has mentioned on Weekend Update.
Nick and Megan get me every time.
I hope that one day a sweet man sings me a disgustingly dirty and weird birthday song on television. So romantic.
OK kittens, this is the least grotesque photo of my debacle. Quick heads up: if you see me on the street hobbling w/crutches, for the love of gerd help me out.
Smithsonian researchers used optical technology to play back the unplayable records
I’m behind on listening to this and posting this, but it’s a slice of history that can’t be missed.
My job today is to sit in the moving van while the Russians move me & Chris into a 3rd floor walk up.
“Get a hold of three or four terrific original scripts. You decide which ones. Read them; analyze them if you want, or just let them wash over you. Notice their format: it’s standard in the industry, no exceptions. Then throw away or erase from memory all the books, articles, and lessons that reference or espouse three-act structures, five- and seven-act structures, “inciting events,” “character arcs,” “redemption,” Joseph Campbell’s name, plot graphs and charts, or supposed “tricks of the trade.” Forget the mumbo jumbo and just write the damn script and finish it in 120 pages or less. If you’re sufficiently talented, original, and inspired, nothing else is necessary. If you’re not, nothing else will help. If it turns out that you lack one or all of those elements, write another script. Maybe another. Give up when you can’t take it anymore. The time saved by not reading all those how-to books should be enough to carry you through the first several scripts at least, with time to spare. Sound cruel? Ask any screenwriter.”
Responding to street harassment can be scary and frustrating. These illustrated responses take it on with humor and verve.
This is just how my face looks.
This has been us the past few weeks. We’re SO FREAKIN’ EXCITED to tell you the news! Our good friends Kristen Wiig and Ben Affleck are returning to host! Check out the dates for the final three SNL’s of the season below:
- May 4 – Zach Galifianakis / Of Monsters and Men
- May 11 – Kristen Wiig / Vampire Weekend
- May 18 – Ben Affleck / Kanye West
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OHMYGERRRDDD
Smile!!! Kate McKinnon as Ellen on Ellen. Adorable and perfect.
Not too late to post this wonderful New Yorker cartoon.
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Snuffbox. Matthew Berry. Fuck you. Blackouts. Perfect game.
Me 1:
I'm really hungry.
Me 2:
Just go get a sandwich at the bakery.
Me 1:
I'm not wearing underwear or a bra. Too lazy to put them on.
Me 2:
30 second walk. No one will know.
Me 1:
I do have frozen vegetables in my freezer.
Me 2:
Get the sandwich.
Me 1:
Or oatmeal. I have oatmeal.
Me 2:
Get the sandwich.
Me 1:
Yeah, I'll just eat some frozen vegetables.
Me 2 strangles Me 1:
GO GET THE F@#KING SANDWICH!!!
I'm going to go get a sandwich. BRB.